customer: Honey, can a get some singles?
me: yes. Not honey.
Customer: thanks Honey
me: You are welcome. Again, not honey.
customer: I call everyone honey.
me: you don't call me honey, honey.
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customer: yea, can i get black jimmies on that?
There is an argument that the term jimmies is a racist term because chocolate sprinkles look like little jim crows. I only give it credence when people say rainbow jimmies are sprinkles. If rainbow jimmies are jimmies then that argument makes no sense.
Anyway you look at it, black jimmies seems racist.
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18 year old to two 17 year olds:
girl: If you want it made in life, to get everything you want, get knocked up and have a baby. The state gives you everything.
me: that is the worst fucking advice I have ever heard.
1 comments:
That is the funniest thing I've read all night.
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